Q: What does a poor boy get for Christmas? A: …crossword.
Published: 3. 1. 2015
A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner. He asks his son, „Son, where were you today during school hours?“ „At school.“ The robot slaps the son. „Okay, I went to the movies!“ The father asks, „Which one?“ „Harry Potter.“ The robot slaps the son again. „Okay, I was watching porn!“ The father replies, „What? When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was!“ The robot slaps the father. The mom chimes in, „Haha! After all, he is your son!“ …CROSSWORD.
Published: 1. 9. 2014
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Why did the skeleton go to the BBQ? …CROSSWORD!
Published: 25. 8. 2014
A blonde goes to the doctor's and find out she is pregnant with twins. She starts crying and the doctor asks her what's wrong. She replies, „I know who the dad is for one of them but I don't …CROSSWORD!“
Published: 22. 8. 2014
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me… Then I suddenly remembered that I was crossword.
Published: 20. 8. 2014